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[ This... doesn't look good. On the one hand, you're an ass, but on the other, you're kinda get chewed up by a Deino. And that's bad... even if Ghetsis kinda deserves it in her mind.

Hm... a Tunderbolt should get the Deino's attention, but then there's the problem of jerkface getting shocked along with it. And she should (probably) avoid that. ]

Hey, you might wanna take a step back.

I can't! [He protests, hands locked onto the dragon's jaws to keep them away from his face. Stepping back would require extricating himself from beneath a bitey dragon, which is by no means a small task.]

[ Sigh, if you wanna get something done, you gotta do it yourself. Fine, she'll just force her way between the very bitey dragon and jerkface. ]

Oi, if you want to take a bite out someone, go ahead.

[ Luckily, this time Chloe's got enough brains not to yelp or anything. Even she knows how dangerous Deino can be, and making one aggravated isn't on her list of things she wants, plans, doesn't mind or would do if needed.

... But leaving a ~~stupid kid~~ her sort-of-a-boss alone with a hungry Deino isn't a thing she wants to do and ughhhh

... Deino, do you like berries? Poffins? Those were supposed to go for her Purrloin, but you know. ]

[AND SO IT DOES. OM NOM NOM AUDINO LEG.]

Are you stupid or something?!

[MY HERO I mean--

sniff sniff oh, what is that tasty smell? Thoroughly distracted, blinddragon lets go of Ghetsis's arm to investigate that fruity scent emanating from this other human over here.

Bratboss just gives her a look somewhere between incredulity and relief, unsure which emotion to feel.]

[ SORRY GHETSIS she's not a hero she's a mom. That's kind of worse because that means you'll be receiving a guilt-trippy lection on how you should be more careful because people are worried about you and blah blah blah later. When she's done with your Deino, anyway. Or Deino with her.

Speaking of Deinos, how good is their sense of smell again? Can they smell fear? Nervousness? Because that's pretty much what she's experiencing, holding out the food for Deino to reach - with the tips of her fingers even, ready to draw them back as quickly as possible the second Deino decides fruits aren't enough for a well-balanced diet and adding some meat to its today's meal won't hurt.

She concentrates all of her attention on the bitey Pokemon for now, praying to... about everything you can pray to that Deino will be satisfied with just the berries and pastry. Feel free to... continue staring and not being helpful, Ghetsis. ]

[Oh yes, they can. Fear is such a wonderfully spicy smell.

A few steps away, and the dragon makes a leap for the dangling food, not giving one care to whether or not it gets fingers in there.

And as soon as sharp teeth latch on, Ghetsis tackles the dragon, pinning it to the ground as it flails, jaws snapping at empty air.]

Thanks for the distraction!

[ Oh man, she'll need to remember to stay away from your Deino. She's already scared of Stoutlands, and violent biting dragons are far worse than any Stoutland can get.

Thankfully, her reflexes are fast enough for her to jolt her hand away, pretty much throwing the food into the Deino's... face? muzzle? whatever, but not fast enough to completely get it to safety. And while the uniform's gloves help (those are more durable than they look), at least a couple of her fingers got bitten - well, at least not bitten off. She yelps with shock and pain (mostly shock, really) and cradles her hand- before noticing what you are doing.

IT'S A TEEN WRESTLING A DRAGON OH GOD WHAT DO ]

L-Lord Ghetsis!

[ Having a Deino trying to bite her leg off would probably hurt more if she didn't have good Defense and lots of HP. Just some of the perks of being an Audino. ]

If anyone is stupid, it's you! Sheesh, don't you know how to handle a Deino? [ okay she's done with having her leg chewed on, so one Thunderbolt for bitey. ]

[The dragon lets out a yelp of pain and lets go, subdued for the moment as he regains his senses.]

Of course I do! He just... got a little... overenthusiastic. [Meanwhile, Deino just huffs.]

[Just be glad it hasn't evolved. ~~Yet.~~

One dragon successfully pinned, Ghetsis sits triumphantly on his back while he waits for the bitey murderbeast to calm down. Really, adrenaline is the only thing keeping him conscious at this point because that's an awful lot of blood.]

Don't worry, I got this! [No, you don't, you idiot.]

[ ... Ghetsis no don't evolve your murderbeast
Ghetsis please

... She is so dragging you to a hospital or someplace of the sort when you're done manhandling your bitedragon or whatever. If you're done at all, that is. ]

A-Are you sure?! It keeps struggling!

[ Flail flail, and a look of fear on her face. WHAT IF THAT THING BREAKS FREE oh god ]

[Too bad, guess who's going to have a Hydreigon? ~~Which will gouge out his right eye and just generally fuck up his entire right side.~~

Ghetsis straddles the thing and pins its head down, preventing it from opening its mouth to bite in retaliation. After about a minute of squirming, Deino eventually calms down, conceding defeat. Only then does Ghetsis pull its ball from his belt and recall it, falling to the ground on his butt in the process.]

Phew! That was... something. [Why is everything blurry when he moves his head?]

[ ... Someone needs to steal that ball from you and throw it off the island edge, and then hope there aren't any Deinos around. 8|a

Chloe finally catches her breath and, standing up hesitantly, walks over to you. Your murderbeast won't suddenly get out of its ball, right? Right? ]

That wasn't something, that was dangerous! What were you thinking, deciding to train a Pokemon this violent?! You couldn't find anything that is MORE likely to eat you during training or what? I was worried sick when I saw you just... feeding your arms to it!

[ ... Oh man, here it comes. Chloe no Chloe stop this isn't the time get your idiot of a boss to the town at least ]

Deino was my starter, and I'm training him because he's strong. [Those gashes? A pretty common occurrence, judging by his lack of a reaction.]

I'll get it through his thick skull that I'm the boss one of these days. [Even if he has to bite it back to prove a point.

And now that the adrenaline is wearing off, he swoons, feeling rather woozy.]

[ Or he'll bite half your face off. ]

Are you sure you'll stay alive for long enough to convince it you're the boss? Hadn't I come here, who knows what would-

[ ... Oh god what are you doing are you fainting there ]

Ghetsis!

[ She scurries over to you, grabbing your shoulder and trying to support you, but- man, what is she supposed to do now? She's got an injured teen on her hands, and while the town isn't too far away, carrying teenage boys has never been her forte. ]

[Or that.

Yeah, he probably weighs more than you do, girly. Got any Pokémon to help you move him?]

I... I'm fine... I can walk. [No he can't.] C-call me Lord. [He likes it when you call him 'Lord,' okay? He's also bleeding all over your uniform.]

[ Yeah no man, she's only got her Purrloin. Those aren't very helpful when you have to carry people around. Had it been a few levels higher, though...

She'll probably have to make do with just herself. ]

You look like you're about to faint any second! You're anything but able to walk... my Lord.

[ Fine, you're injured, have some ego-stroking. And she could care less about getting her uniform dirty with blood for now- no matter how much she likes clothes, injured people come first. Plus she wasn't planning on actually wearing it anymore anyway. ]

H-Here, put your arm around my shoulders... I can't carry you, but I'll help you walk at least.

[His wouldn't be of much help, either, since all he's got is biteydragon, a Tympole, and Tynamo.

Despite his protests, Ghetsis does as instructed, leaning heavily against her as he begins to giggle deliriously.]

[ Both your teams suck Pokeballs. One of you needs to get a Pokemon that can actually be, you know, helpful.

Sigh. She'll have to put her arm around your waist - let's just hope you haven't got any injuries there - and start walking, supporting you as much as she can. Good thing the town's close.

... And stop with the giggling, it's freaking her out a bit. ]

T-This isn't a laughing matter!

[ A little? If that's a 'little overenthusiastic', she'd hate to see 'very overenthusiastic'. ]

Sure, and you totally had everything under control, right? [ She smirks, but there's differently a serious tone in her voice. ] Well whatever, just give me your hands.

[Nah, girl, this is hilarious. Don't mind if that giggle starts to turn hysterical, sounding suspiciously like the crazy laugh his older self would occasionally let loose. Hoo boy, someone loosened his screws.

He's just going to lean a bit more, hope you don't mind. And then, suddenly, the laughing stops abruptly.]

I think I'm going to be sick.

[ ... Okay no that was really creepy already, she had to do her best to stifle the desire to just leave you here and get as far away from you as possible. You turning into your older self is the last thing she wants to happen.

... But, uh, you're getting kind of heavy. Can't you use your own legs a little? She's a lady after all, geeze, she can't carry men around. ]

... I think you're already sick. We really need to get you to the hospital... my Lord.

[ The grumpiest voice. ]

I did! [Grump, grump.

He stares suspiciously at her hands, refusing to move. She bit him last time, and he's had just about enough of being bitten today.]

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what do combo x2

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I'll just pretend berries are actually A Thing in Unova for now, the game isn't really clear on that

Or just say they're A Thing on the floating island.

That works, too.

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