This place needs more activity.

[sans_eyepatch]

[Just outside of town, far enough away from the throng of people who populate Laventa sits a young Ghetsis, covered in bloody gashes and yellowing patches of forming bruises. His hands, cut up and bleeding, are busy trying to fend off a Deino that seems intent on taking a chunk out of his arm.

No worries, folks, he knows what he's doing, really.]

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[healpulse]

[ Sigh, if you wanna get something done, you gotta do it yourself. Fine, she'll just force her way between the very bitey dragon and jerkface. ]

Oi, if you want to take a bite out someone, go ahead.

[sans_eyepatch]

[AND SO IT DOES. OM NOM NOM AUDINO LEG.]

Are you stupid or something?!

[healpulse]

[ Having a Deino trying to bite her leg off would probably hurt more if she didn't have good Defense and lots of HP. Just some of the perks of being an Audino. ]

If anyone is stupid, it's you! Sheesh, don't you know how to handle a Deino? [ okay she's done with having her leg chewed on, so one Thunderbolt for bitey. ]

[sans_eyepatch]

[The dragon lets out a yelp of pain and lets go, subdued for the moment as he regains his senses.]

Of course I do! He just... got a little... overenthusiastic. [Meanwhile, Deino just huffs.]

[healpulse]

[ A little? If that's a 'little overenthusiastic', she'd hate to see 'very overenthusiastic'. ]

Sure, and you totally had everything under control, right? [ She smirks, but there's differently a serious tone in her voice. ] Well whatever, just give me your hands.

[sans_eyepatch]

I did! [Grump, grump.

He stares suspiciously at her hands, refusing to move. She bit him last time, and he's had just about enough of being bitten today.]

[healpulse]

[ Oh come on, it was that one time! She doesn't normally bite strangers, honestly! Unless they deserve it, and you kinda did.

With an exasperated sigh, Rosetta forcibly grabs his hands and closes her eyes. Her hands then start to glow faintly, and Ghetsis' wounds slowly begin to heal. ]

[sans_eyepatch]

[He so did not. You're the one who tripped over and started yelling at him. If anything, he's the victim here!]

Hey-! What are you-?!

[Oh hey, that actually feels kinda nice. So relaxing and warm...]

[healpulse]

[ Oh, you're the victim? Who was the one that punched a poor innocence and defenceless little girl in the stomach? Hint: it wasn't her. ]

There, that should do it. Try to be at least a little more careful in the future.

[sans_eyepatch]

[YOU BIT HIM FIRST!]

...Whaat? Oh, right. [So, uh... feeling a bit stoned here. Probably a combination of blood loss delirium and warm, happy healing pulse feelings.]

[healpulse]

[ YOU YELLED IN HER EAR! AND SHE HAS SUPER HEARING! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THAT HURTS?! ]

I said don't be an idiot and get hurt again. This is a one time thing, got it? [ No she isn't tsuning what are you talking about she doesn't tsun. ]

[sans_eyepatch]

[Ghetsis does not need to turn into the main character of a harem anime. Stop tsun-ing. Stop it.]

Pfeh. I didn't ask for your help, anyway.

[healpulse]

Tch, you should be thankful that I even bothered healing you, especially after last time.

[sans_eyepatch]

I would have been fine even without your help.

[healpulse]

Right, you were just getting chewed you up by your Deino in order to bring down it's guard, and totally not because you can't handle it properly.

[sans_eyepatch]

EXACTLY!

[healpulse]

Well that's stupid; you're stupid! Really really stupid!

[sans_eyepatch]

Get a thesaurus, pinky.

[healpulse]

...

......What's a thesaurus?

[sans_eyepatch]

And who's the stupid one?

[healpulse]

Yeah, well, at least I actually know how to deal with Pokemon. And I don't have stupid looking hair either.