LET'S KICK THIS THING OFF RIGHT

[shadowsnagger]

Perhaps you were out buying groceries, or perhaps you were having a picnic. Whatever outdoorsy activity you were indulging in this fine day will soon meet a tragic end.

The chirping of birds suddenly stops, a peculiar silence falling upon the town. Then, a noise that you feel rather than hear- a deep rumbling in the earth begins to multiply until it's a dull roar. The ground shakes... an earthquake? No, not quite. Look to the north, and you'll see a cloud of dust and debris kicked high into the air. The source? A huge mass of purple headed this way.

That's right, it's a stampede. A stampede...

of RATTATA.

Coming this way, trampling all in its path.

WHAT DO?

((OOC: Flee, fight, panic, MINGLE.))

Comments

[even_less_fashion_sense]

[ He would snicker if he hadn't also just been partially stomped on by a bunch of Rattata. Today wasn't the best day to go out, frankly.

Oh, nevermind that, he'll just grin. You bring out his troll side somehow, Silver. ]

So, did this cure your boredom at least a little?

[meanlook]

[Silver stands up quickly, hastily brushing off the dirt left from tiny paws.]

Shut up! It's not funny!

[even_less_fashion_sense]

You're only saying that because you couldn't see yourself.

[ Why yes, he was watching you. ]

[meanlook]

[Stalker.]

Don't you have anything better to do?

[even_less_fashion_sense]

[ Juuuuust a passerby. ]

Hey, I'd say watching you get trampled on was a pretty good thing to do. Besides, I figured I'd say hi. We're kind of friends, right?

[ ... His face obviously reads "We're not but I like making fun of you". ]

[meanlook]

Ch. Like I'd be friends with a weirdo like you.

silver your tsun is adorable jsyk

[even_less_fashion_sense]

Oh, no need to be so shy. And I'll take that as a compliment.

[ Here, have a pat on the shoulder. ]

So how're you doing here? Found anything else to do, besides sleeping under trees carelessly?

stfu no it's not

[meanlook]

Don't touch me!

[He shirks away from the pat.]

Unlike some people, I've been trying to figure out how to get back to Johto.

sooo adorable let me take you home

[even_less_fashion_sense]

[ Oooh, how cold. Ice Queen.

--hey wait what was that ]

Oh, you're from Johto too? Great. So, found anything yet?

[meanlook]

Maybe I have.

But I'm not going to tell you.

[even_less_fashion_sense]

Oh, am I that bad?

[ ... ]

By the way, I never caught your name.

[meanlook]

Why should you profit off of all of my hard work?

It's Silver.

[even_less_fashion_sense]

How do I know you did work hard? All I saw you do up until now was bump into people and get caught up in a Rattata stampede. I don't think either counts as hard work.

[ Ooh, here he thought he wasn't good enough to know your name, either. And you're tsuntsun but he's extending his hand for a handshake anyway. ]

Cool. I'm Morty.