Enter the Girl Wonder(?)!

[newbarkflirt]

[Walking around Levanta Town, you might catch a whiff of an entrancing smell- something like flowers, honey, and all good things in the world. Following the smell will lead you out into the fields, to the crest of a pleasant little hill. There, you come upon a picnic.]

[A trainer sits in the middle of the blanket, surrounded by sweet treats. Cookies, tiny cakes, fruit tarts, anything you can imagine! A Meganium rests at the edge of the blanket- the source of the alluring Sweet Scent. The trainer adjusts her trademark black-and-gold hat with a smile.]

You're doing great, Rita! We're bound to meet some beautiful flowers this way!

[It seems like a girls' paradise... dare a boy intrude upon it?]

Comments

[passerbygirl]

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[Point. Excluding the pointless addendum.]

Humph. It still looks less filling.

[newbarkflirt]

Maybe it sacrificed HP for Delicious Attack! [THIS IS A STUPID, CONVOLUTED EVOLUTION METAPHOR.]

1/2

[passerbygirl]

It wasn't --

[passerbygirl]

[...Did she really just nearly say it wasn't very effective without thinking? Did she nearly accidentally extend this stupid metaphor? Did she nearly accidentally make a joke? The horror.]

...It's not a Pokémon.

[newbarkflirt]

[Hee!]

Well, try it. Is it good?

[passerbygirl]

[The moment of truth!]

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...It's okay.