[Because Ethan is a Nice Guy, he lets Irwin talk his ear off for a good five minutes, nodding and smiling at the necessary parts. At the ten-minute mark, he clears his throat and interjects quickly.]

That's really cool, Irwin! It's great to hear that you're doing so well. Oh! I think that's my hat! Gotta run, I'll catch you on the 'gear sometime!

[And there he goes, off to continue being flawless and filling the world with sparkles and magic and ponytas. Totally.]